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Here's the stories, the ones we have been authorized to share of course. You might have to go to the source if you want the real dirt . . . and you can find more stories in real books like Gigs From Hell (Headpress / Sleazegrinder) and Burlesque - The New Bump and Grind (Speck Press) but this is our life on the trail, where bump and grind covers both the gyrations onstage and the sound the transmission makes falling into the road.

Tour stories from 2008

Coming soon

Tour stories from 2007

2007 Feb - Apr
2007 May - June
2007 July - Dec

Tour stories from 2006

. . . after the First Annual Vancouver Burlesque Festival (love our gals!) things got truly weird. L'il Bastard had to stay in 'cause he'd been bad so we dug up a pair of new drummers, for the first six months we rocked and recorded a DVD with the Baron ... and at the end of the year along came JT Massacre. L'il Luvroc (Crossed Lovers Burlesque) and Darla Devine (Taboo Revue) helped Little Miss Risk plot evil doings ... and, as always, our tour manager Todd has to get his two cents worth in.

2006 Mar - Apr
2006 May - Jun
2006 Sep - Dec

Tour stories from 2005

. . . started off '05 with Little Miss Risk and Dahlia Rose in Victoria and then headed thru the USA with Sweet Soul's Crystal Precious and Cherry on Top in Jan/Feb. April/May saw a 6 week CAN-AM jaunt with Voodoo Dollz from Taboo Revue - the Luvroc Sisters. Fall and Winter tours through Texas / Southwest; then one more CAN-AM 5-week trip featured Little Miss Risk and Starlet Bourbon!

2005 Sep - Dec
2005 Mar - Jun
2005 Jan - Feb

Tour stories from 2004

. . . the first full-length Canadian tour and trip to the American Midwest with Jailbait Jenny, Rowdy Rosie, L'il Bastard Big John & sCare-oline - ye-haw!! Also in blazing full internet colour: Jailbait Jenny and Rowdy Rosie go to Europe! Part Two: back across Canada to the US Midwest, the wild west in August. Part Three: the band wandered through the west yet again then hooked up with our Montana Dollz to hit Scandinavia in December for John's Akavit-fueled birthday in Oslo - nearly 100 shows this year alone!

2004 Oct - Dec
2004 Summer
2004 Feb - May

Tour stories from 2003

. . . the first full-length European tour with Big John, sCare-oline, the Bastard, Bombshell Betty & L'il Baby Chaos, a host of crazy BJB shows in western Canada, and John's birthday crash and burn at the infamous Railway Club in Vancouver . . .

2003 - Reving those Engines
BJB's Railway Birthday

Tour stories from 2002 / 2001

. . . the infamous 2002 Las Vegas House of Blues blow-out with L'il Bastard and the festivals in Calella (Psychomeeting) and Belgium (Sjock) with Ricardo. All the way back to 2001, where the whole sordid story began with drummers Brian & Kermit, go-go girl Veronica Vicious, Bombshell Betty's burlesque beginnings, and of course, sCare-oline and Big John!

Kickstarting the beast. . .